Friday Window Jokes

Here’s a batch of jokes which are clearly top of the… glass. Keep reading to get a good laugh before the weekend starts. If you are in need of new Window Replacement you can visit our website here for your free quote. 

1. I heard that burglars used a potato to smash and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted. 
2. Go touch the window and see if it hurts.  Feel the pane?

3. How do you get rid of a headache? Put your head through a window and the pane will disappear.

4. I submitted a glass pane in for a competition. I’m hoping I can window.

5. Why did the teacher draw on the window? Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear. 
6. A few days ago my next door neighbor’s glass fell out of the window frame in the living room. They called a company who came out to replace the glass, it happened again two days later so the company came back again and replaced it. My neighbor asked why it was happening and the company told him that it was happening a lot in the area, and that a local animal was eating the putty we use to hold the glass in. My neighbor asked him what kind of animal could possibly do that??? He said yes it’s a cat . . .  A putty cat . . . 
7. You should never tell a joke to a window . . . They may crack up!
8. What is Windows’ favorite type of donut? Glazed!
9. My frosted window got broken. It’s unclear what happened. 
10. What did the window say when it was arrested? I’ve been framed. 
11. I wrote about the view from my window. It’s just one storey. 
12. Why did the owl stare out the window day after day? He was sick of being owl by himself. 

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