Funny Home Improvement Jokes
Welcome to today’s article where we will again be telling some funny home improvement jokes to make our readers laugh. Stick around as you don’t want to miss these home improvement jokes. As always, if you are in need of any exterior siding, windows, or doors for your home you can get your free quote by visiting our website here.
Why did the siding break up with the wallpaper?
Because it couldn’t handle their constant “vinyl” discussions!
Why did the scarecrow become a great home improvement expert?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the carpenter bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the front door apply for a job?
Because it wanted to make a grand entrance into the working world!
What did the front door say to the doormat?
“You crack me up every time I swing by!”
What do you call a patio door that tells jokes?
A “hinged” comedian!
Why did the window go to therapy?
Because it had too many panes and couldn’t see through its issues!
Why did the computer keep freezing near the window?
Because it couldn’t handle the draft!
What did one piece of siding say to the other when they were hanging on a house?
“We really stick together, don’t we? It’s a seamless relationship!”
Why did the saw apply for a job at the construction site?
Because it wanted to cut through the competition and make a smooth career path!
Final Thoughts
Thank you for reading today’s funny home improvement jokes. If you have any jokes of your own that you would like to share please comment them in the box below! Thank you for reading and we will see you next week for yet another article.