Jokes About Window Siding & Door Replacement

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1. The crew began removing/replacing our siding this morning. It’s ex-siding
2. I wrote a story once about a broken window. It’s saved in my drafts.
3. I’ve had a glass ceiling installed. I said, “For safety reasons, just make sure the glass isn’t half empty.”

4. A blonde and her friend…Are recently hired putting up siding on a house. They’re working on opposite sides so the first one goes to check on the second. She watches as she pulls a nail from her bag, looks at it, and throws it away. She hollers up and asks what that was about. The second blonde says some of the nails are defective. The point is facing the wrong way so she throws those out. The first blonde says, ” You idiot! They aren’t defective, they’re for the other side of the house “

5. A man walks into a hardware store Man: Hello, I’m doing some work on my house exterior and need to get to the siding and onto the roof.

Employee: Well, we have a wide range of ladders that will do the trick. There’s a 3-step ladder that will be perfect for the siding, and an extending ladder that will get you up on the roof. Do you want them both? Man: I’ll take the former now and the latter ladder later.

1. I looked out of my window this morning and saw my dad slumped over the lawnmower crying, I said to my mum “what’s wrong with dad?” “He’s going through a rough patch” she said…

2.  My brother asked me if the door was ajar. I replied, “No, it’s a door!”
3. Neither my friend nor I could move the door from its position. Guess it is in a doormant state!
4. My friend once said sorry to the door after slamming it hard. He said he could have handled it better!
5. I need help in fixing my door hinges. If anyone can help, please come in. My door is always open.

6. I walked into my glass door today . . . Oh the pane…

7. The company I work in is pretty transparent. In 3 months there’s been about 4 cases of people running into the glass door.

We hope you’ve enjoyed these jokes. Comment down below with your own funny jokes. Get your free quote for window, siding and door replacement today by visiting our website. Thanks for reading and we will see you next time.